Employee: What kind of phone do you have?
Customer: This one.
*The customer takes his phone out of his pocket but completely covers it in his hand so that it is impossible to see almost any part of it.*
Employee: Sir can I see the phone?
Customer: Here this one.
*Still palming the phone so its invisible.*
Employee: Okay, I have no idea what phone you have, but those cases fit the Iphone 4.
Customer: So it won't fit this phone?
*The customer finally makes the phone visible.*
Employee: No, it won't. And we don't carry any cases in the store that will fit it.
Customer: But the case says 4g!
Employee: I says Iphone 4, and even if it did say 4g, that is not a type of phone.
Customer: Okay...
*The customer immerses himself in the phone section for a while before finding the employee again.*
Customer: Will any of those cases fit my phone?
Employee: No, those are all Iphone4 cases. As I already said, none of the cases we have will fit your phone.
Customer: But they say 4g!
Employee: No they don't.
*A woman that is presumably the customer's wife approaches with another case.*
Customer: What about this one!?
Employee: No...that is for a different phone. Like I said, none of the cases in this store will fit your phone.
Customer: But it says 4g!!!!
Employee: Yes, this one actually does say 4g on the case, but it is for a different phone. 4g is not a type of phone.
Customer: Are you sure?
Employee: Yes...
Customer: ...Really...?
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