*Customer approaches employee holding a novelty candy item.*
Customer: If I buy a lot of these can I get a discount?
Employee: No sorry; we can't give volume discounts.
Customer: But I want to buy a lot of them.
Employee: That's fine, but it will still be the normal price.
Customer: But what if I buy a whole bunch?
Employee: No matter how much you buy, it is the same price.
Customer: What if I buy all of them though??
Employee: Same price.
Customer: Really?
Employee: Yea, really.
Customer: Seriously?
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