*Two customers approach an employee while one tries to convince the other to ask him a question.*
Employee: Yes ma'am?
Customer: Do you have letters?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: Do you have letters??
Employee: What...kind of letters?
Customer: You know, like...letters.
Employee: What?
Customer: Letters!
Employee: ...I'm sorry but I don't know what kind of letters you are looking for.
Customer: You know! Like letters to put on things.
{The customer makes repeated gestures of grabbing something imaginary and placing it against a flat vertical surface. As if she is placing magnets on a fridge.}
Employee: I don't think we have what you are talking about.
Customer: Like letters, to stick on stuff.
{She continues the same gestures.}
Employee: No...I'm sorry I really don't think we have any.
Customer: Darn!
{Customer seems rather upset that we don't carry her "letters".}
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