Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Wednesday, May 9th, 2012

*Customer approaches an employee while holding a Yoga block.*

Customer:  Excuse me, are these the only Yoga mats you have?
Employee:  We have Yoga mats down that aisle.
Customer:  So these are the only ones you have?
Employee:  If you have seen the ones down that aisle then yes those are all we have.
Customer:  So...this is the only kind?

*The customer now presents the item she is holding as if to imply it is a Yoga mat.*

Employee:  That isn't a Yoga mat.  That's a Yoga block.
Customer:  So...this is the only kind of mat you have?
Employee:  That is not a Yoga mat.  It is something else used to support your body during Yoga but it is not a mat.
Customer:  Okay...so do you have other Yoga mats??
Employee:  ...That is not a Yoga mat.  Our Yoga mats are down that aisle I showed you a moment ago.
Customer:  Ooooooohhhhh!!